2 years ago 10 Gifts for People You Hate By admin 10 Gifts for People You Hate 1. 50 Used Toilet Paper Rolls Price: $19.99 Mother Earth appreciates a little holiday upcycling. Your mother-in-law, on the other hand, may not. Cheaper DIY alternative: Your own toilet paper rolls. 2. Farts By Mail Price: $8.99 In case you can’t be with the loved ones you dislike this holiday, get your point (and smell) across with help from a special gas delivery. 3. Taxidermic Chipmunk Price: $56.00 The taxidermic rodent is perfect for vegans and people with overly fancy home decor. If you’re in the mood to DIY, try the ‘ Tarxidermied Fish Helmet‘ on Instructables. Or shellac roadkill. 4. Tape Worm Eggs Price: $34.25 Illegal and disgusting. Also, you probably shouldn’t click anything on that website, unless you’re also interested in storing nuclear waste in your yard. For a more subtle approach, try the Cellulose Face Roller. 5. Better Than Boyfriend Soap Price: $7.99 The best choice for the perpetually single gal or guy on your holiday gift giving list. Add a hand-written note that reads “Wash away the loneliness” for a personal touch. 6. ‘I Bring Nothing to the Table’ Camouflage Trucker Hat Price: $16.99 Help the jerk in your life go incognito with this camouflage trucker hat. Best suited for the person dim enough to actually wear it, preferably to formal occasions. 7. DIY Googly Eye Projects Price: $7.39 A pack of googly eyes goes a long way in creating cringe-worthy DIY gifts. Stick on hairballs, gently-worn underwear or anything else you have laying around the house. 8. Glitter Price: $9.99/pound For the neat freak in your life, a box filled with glitter will leave lasting memories of the holidays. Encourage a small child to help with opening the gift for maximum glitter blanketing. 9. Prank Pack Price: $8.00 An empty box is too easy. Up your game with a prank pack. The Crib Dribbler (pictured) is best suited for irritating parents. 10. Poorly Drawn Portrait Price: 5 minutes of time Can’t draw? Who cares? Doodle a portrait, wrap with a rubber band. Read more: http://mashable.com/2012/12/19/gifts-for-people-you-hate/ Share this:ShareFacebookComments comments Comments are closed.