17 Awkward Hill Staffers Receiving Weiners From Courtney Stodden

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Courtney Stodden wore this lettuce bikini up to Capitol Hill last week.

Courtney Stodden wore this lettuce bikini up to Capitol Hill last week.

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She bopped up to the Hill to serve veggie weiners to anyone who walked by in a PETA awareness stunt.

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Here is how the event was set up:

Here is how the event was set up:

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By noon, there was a long line of awkward House and Senate staffers waiting to give up meat for Stodden.

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Here is the story of those awkward interactions.

Here is the story of those awkward interactions.

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1. “DEAR GOD. WHAT HAVE I DONE.”

 

2. “Just give me the cabbage dog… thaaaaaannnnnnnk you.”

 

3. ****hold it together****

****hold it together****

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“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. COURTNEY.”

 

“NAILED IT.”

"NAILED IT."

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4. “OMG YAWWWWWWWWSSSS?”

 

5. “Courtney………………………..do you like my umbrella?”

 

6. “Hey Courtney, I have a question for you…”

"Hey Courtney, I have a question for you..."

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“…what do you think our strategy should be on immigration?”

"...what do you think our strategy should be on immigration?"

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“…or…”

"...or..."

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7. “I JUST CAN’T …”

 

“…WAIT TO EAT THIS.”

 

8. “Thank you for your sacrifice.”

 

9. “Oh, oh, pick me! pick me!” ***WHOMP***WHOMP***

 

10. (Am I making the right life decision right now?) “Thanks for the weiner, Courtney!!!!”

 

11. “I’ve never felt this way before.”

"I've never felt this way before."

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12. “Hey gurrrrlll…..”

"Hey gurrrrlll....."

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“U spoil me.”

"U spoil me."

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13. “AVERT THY EYES!!!”

 

14. “OH GOD, WHICH ONE DO I WANT?!”

"OH GOD, WHICH ONE DO I WANT?!"

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15. “Why thank you, Courtney.”

"Why thank you, Courtney."

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***just look at the hot dogs*******just look at the hot dogs*******just look at the hot dogs*******just look at the hot dogs****

***just look at the hot dogs*******just look at the hot dogs*******just look at the hot dogs*******just look at the hot dogs****

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16. ***My girlfriend will probably see this on BuzzFeed***

***My girlfriend will probably see this on BuzzFeed***

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***OH FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND WILL SEE THIS ON BUZZFEED****

17. “Bon Apitite.”

 

In an exclusive BuzzFeed interview, this staffer said Stodden was “murff muuuuffffrrrrr murrrfffff.”

 

Then, she ate a few veggie dogs herself.

 

She’s just like us!

17 Awkward Hill Staffers Receiving Weiners From Courtney Stodden

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Via washingtonpost.com

After serving all the weiners, Stodden did some interviews…

After serving all the weiners, Stodden did some interviews...

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BuzzFeed Benny @bennyjohnson

“I would love to make @BarackObama vegan.” — Courtney Stodden

…stood like this for a while….

...stood like this for a while....

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…until Capitol Police came over to yell at her for blocking the sidewalk.

 

This requires driving your motorcycle on the sidewalk, naturally.

Ultimately, Courtney made life on the Hill a bit more tolerable that day.

 

And that is the story of Courtney Stodden on the Hill in a bikini.

And that is the story of Courtney Stodden on the Hill in a bikini.

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— All photos by me.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/17-awkward-hill-staffers-getting-veggie-weiners-from-courtne

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