18 Reasons Kathryn From “Cruel Intentions” Was The Baddest Bitch

1. She could go 0 to withering real quick.

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2. She never beat around the bush.

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3. She never let society shame her.

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4. She had some fucking self-respect.

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No, seriously, she was OBSESSED with respect.

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5. She offered constructive criticism.

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6. She macked on Ryan Phillipe before he married Reese “You’re about to find out who I am” Witherspoon.

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(A REMINDER OF WHAT RYAN PHILLIPPE WAS WORKING WITH IN 1999.)

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7. She knew clichés sound better when accompanied by cleavage.

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8. She knew not to trust any bitch.

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9. She was an expert linguist.

18 Reasons Kathryn From "Cruel Intentions" Was The Baddest Bitch

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See? She’s fluent in French.

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10. She mastered the art of managing her personal brand.

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11. She had no time for you wasting her AT&T minutes.

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12. She actually put her degree to use, unlike 79% of college graduates.

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13. She kept a firm “hands off the merchandise” policy.

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14. She did not appreciate culturally appropriated slang.

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15. But she had a softer side and was never afraid to be vulnerable.

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16. She was an expert, yet laissez-faire, seductress.

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SHE AIN’T TALKING ABOUT FURNITURE

17. She knew that all dogs go to heaven, but all dogs DON’T get the pussy.

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18. SUPPLE.

suhp-uh l / ˈsə-pəl / adjective

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