22 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning When You Live In The Countryside
You have no idea, city dwellers.
Usually means: What your phone always has so it can make calls.Now means: Something that only exists in as a hypothetical concept.
Usually means: Lumps of concrete.Now means: Lovely rolling hills.
Usually means: An expletive used to describe something that probably isn’t true.Now means: What literally everything smells of for four months of the year.
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Usually means: An annoying condition.Now means: A completely debilitating condition.
Usually means: Not inside.Now means: A glorious place full of green things, and scenery, and animals.
Usually means: Food that will be delivered painlessly to your door.Now means: Food that you will have to go and pick up from the nearest town because they don’t deliver out that far.
Usually means: Something that can bring you basically anything you want instantly.Now means: Something that can bring you basically anything you want after a few hours of buffering.
Usually means: An animal, often used to provide milk or beef.Now means: A very real reason you can be late for work.
Usually means: Animals, often used to provide wool and mutton.Now means: A very real reason you can be late for work.
Usually means: The place you go at the end of the day.Now means: What your village used to have five of, and now has one. If you’re lucky.
Usually means: A person who is annoying.Now means: The thing that won’t shut up at 5am. Also annoying.
Usually means: Useful form of transport.Now means: Possibly a fictional construct, never actually been seen in real life.
Usually means: A competition where you win prizes.Now means: A competition where you win meat.
Usually means: Where you can drive.Now means: Where you can swim.
15. “One drink”
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Usually means: What you say you’ll have in the evening, but you definitely won’t.Now means: What you say you’ll have in the evening, but you actually will or else you’ll get stranded because you can’t drive.
Usually means: Things the police ride in the city to control crowds.Now means: Things you have to drive very slowly past every single day.
Usually means: Bird.Now means: Traffic hazard.
Usually means: Luxury for when you go to a festival.Now means: Essential for when you go to outside.
Usually means: Animal that gets in your bins.Now means: Animal that gets in front of your car.
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Usually means: When there’s not much noise.Now means: When there’s actually no noise, and you can’t sleep because there is literally no sound.
Usually means: What British people don’t really do to waiters.Now means: What rural people don’t really do to cows.
Usually means: When you can only see using streetlamps.Now means: When you can’t see.
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