25 Creative Excuses For Not Turning In Your Homework
Swarms of kids line the beaches soaking up the last few rays of the summer sun; parents seem to be in a good mood for once, and the checkout lines at Wal-Mart rival the lines at Olympic sporting events. This can only mean one thing – school is almost in session. Getting back into the swing of things is hard to do, so I’m giving you a free pass. If for some reason you get behind on your homework (which we all know would never happen, right?), I give you permission to use one of these 25 creative excuses for not turning in your homework. Your dog will thank you for not blaming him yet again. Happy learning!
It spontaneously combusted and vaporized.
15. Messy Divorce
Katie Holmes mistook it for one of her divorce papers and signed a hole right through it.
We ran out of toilet paper last night…
5. Blame It on the Rain
I have a solar-powered calculator and it was cloudy.