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25 Things That Happen When You’re Single

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1. People will try to set you up.

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2. So you’ll go on a date because your friend *promised* that they aren’t setting you up with a psycho.

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3. People will ask you why you’re single and you’ll be all, “Why are you still talking? LOL.”

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4. Then you’ll ask yourself why, and ponder it while watching bad TV.

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5. So after pondering, you will decide to download Tinder.

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6. Then you’ll go on a date from Tinder.

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7. Then you’ll vow to never go on another blind date again.

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8. You’ll go on another blind date.

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9. And then, after being asked to participate in no fewer than 12 threesomes, you’ll delete Tinder.

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10. You’ll go to a wedding and spend the entire time counting down the time until you can get alcohol.

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11. Then the bride or groom will try to throw their bouquet or garter at you because, HAHA, you’re single.

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12. You’ll get on Facebook and see couple pictures and engagement announcements everywhere.

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13. Then you’ll vomcano and screenshot to send to your friends.

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OMG! Look at these engagement pics. WOOF. lol.

14. You’ll see couples out in public and feel sad for a second.

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15. Then you’ll see them start to argue and think, LOL JK SINGLE IS FINE.

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16. You’ll listen to a song and be like 🙁

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17. Then your jam will come on and you’ll realize you can dance with WHOMEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT.

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18. You’ll spend Valentine’s Day alone eating bad food, feeling a little sorry for yourself.

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19. But then you’ll realize you saved money and now can buy yourself even MORE food. Win.

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20. Your parents and/or relatives will voice concerns about you.

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21. And then you’ll voice your concerns about their choices in life right back.

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Those shoes, though, guuurl.

22. You’ll try to order takeout and not be able to meet the minimum order.

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23. But then you’ll realize that means you can eat it AGAIN tomorrow, and you DGAF.

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24. You’ll watch a rom-com and possibly shed some tears.

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25. But then the movie will end and you’ll remember how BADASS and STRONG you are and that you don’t need ANYBODY to help you shine.

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