Ok, so kids can be cute and squishy.
They’re mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.
1. They get stuck in everything.
6. They’re bad at everything.
7. They can’t take care of themselves.
9. They actually get stuck in everything.
10. They’re scared of friendly animals.
11. They’re exceedingly dumb.
12. They’re terrible laborers.
13. They cry. Constantly.
14. They’re functionally useless.
16. They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.
17. They break almost everything.
18. They don’t care about other humans.
23. They literally have no idea what’s going on ever.
Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/27-reasons-why-kids-are-actually-the-worst-6z51