30 Fictional TV Products Everyone Wants To Own
C’mon, you know you wanted to own Anjelica Pickles’ Cynthia doll.
1. Cynthia, Rugrats
Dream House not included with purchase.
2. Slurm, Futurama
But how addictive? We must know!
3. DHARMA Initiative, Lost
Actually, leave the beans. But take the tequila.
4. Tantrum, How I Met Your Mother
We could all use a little caffeine now and then.
5. The Cornballer, Arrested Development
6. Buddy Bands, Saved By The Bell
All the cool kids have them! Even Zack!
7. Mr. Sparkle, The Simpsons
Because Duff Beer exists. And look at those eyes!!
8. Valyrian Steel Sword, Game of Thrones
It would just make your outfit.
9. Cheesy Poofs, South Park
Approved by even the harshest of critics.
10. Milk Master, Friends
NBC / Via beerorkid.com
With it, you too could have milk everyday! Joey repped some other great products. Like this one.
11. Ichiban, Friends
It’s suitable for any skin tone!
12. Let’s Potato Chips, Community
Community, New Girl, OITNB, Arrested Development, Parenthood, Every Show Ever Technically we get the real deal and TV-world doesn’t. But who cares? I’d rather have the fake if that’s what the Bluths are eating. By the same company who makes…
13. Heisler Beer, New Girl
Citytv / Fox
New Girl, HIMYM, CSI, Desperate Housewives, It’s Always Sunny, Most Other ShowsThe drink of choice in TV-world.
14. Reptar Bars, Rugrats
15. Alamo Freeze, Friday Night Lights
Preferably served up by Matt.
16. Log, Ren & Stimpy
There is no companion like it.
17. Brockman Beer, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
With the official beer of Paddy’s Pub, let the good times roll! Or very quickly turn into a disastrously weird situation.
18. Acme Corporation Products, Loony Tunes
Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote & other Looney Tunes seriesTalk about a monopoly.
19. Binford Tools, Home Improvement
Would totally work so much better than that joke set you own now.
20. The Rural Juror, 30 Rock
You need a copy of this STAT.
21. Krabby Patty, Spongebob Squarepants
Nothing like it this side of the ocean.
22. Tommy Fresh, Parks and Recreation
From the genius mind of Tom Haverford.
23. Snake Juice, Parks and Recreation
Who also created another disaster-in-a-bottle, among many other gems.
24. Flying Car Briefcase, The Jetsons
How has nobody devoted their life to making this?!
25. Dunder Mifflin Paper, The Office
If you still use paper.
26. Zoey Backpack, Zoey 101
Handmade by avant garde designer Zoey Brooks.
27. Dino-crane, The Flintstones
This would be super handy.
28. Finder-Spyder, Breaking Bad
Breaking Bad, Weeds, Heroes, The X-Files, etc…Definitely works better than Google.
29. Rochelle, Rochelle, Seinfeld
Bette Midler stars in the Broadway adaption. It must be good.
30. Kimmunicator, Kim Possible
Because you need to reach her!!
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