79 Free Fantasy Football Team Names

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Ready… Set… PUN!

1. Take any name that speaks to you! The only rule is you must draft a player in order to use their name as part of your team’s name. NO EXCEPTIONS!

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Drew Brees:1. Young Breezy2. Get On Your Hands and Brees3. 98 DeBrees

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Jamaal Charles:4. Jamaal of America5. Jamaal Along The Watch Tower6. Jamaal About Eve7. I’m Jamaal In8. Jamaalong Came Polly

LeSean McCoy:9. Don’t Act So McCoy10. To The Break of LeSean11. LeSean the Waterfront

Adrian Peterson:12. AP Style Guide13. There’s an AP for that

Eddy Lacy:14. Lacy Chabert15. From Sea to Shining Lacy

Calvin Johnson:16. Calvin and Cobbs (If you draft Randall Cobb as well) 17. Calvin Them Softly18. I’ll Have What She’s Calvin

Jimmy Graham:19. Half a Graham 20. Grahamama’s House21. Hot Graham!22. Green Eggs and Graham (if you draft A.J. Green as well)

Demaryius Thomas:23. Jesus and Demaryius Chain24. Demaryius Christmas

Marshawn Lynch:25. The Lynchpin26. What’s for Lynch?27. Hedwig and the Angry Lynch

Peyton Manning:28. The Manning of Life29. Peytoncè

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Arian Foster:30. Foster Children31. Foster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!32. The Foster The Furious

Aaron Rodgers:33. Rodgers and Fumblestein (if you draft Toby Gerhart as well)34. Running some Aarons

Wes Welker:35. The White Welkers (if you draft Roddy White as well)36. Welker? Barely knew her!37. Wes Coast Hip Hop38. Wes Side Story39. Once Upon a Time in the Wes

Matt Forte:40. Not My Forte41. Forte Oz. to Freedom42. Forte Winks43. This is Forte

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Toby Gerhart:44. Toby or not Toby45. Gerhart Attack46. You Have No Gerhart47. Gerhart of Darkness

DeMarco Murray:48. DeMarco Polo49. X DeMarco the Spot

Cam Newton:50. Wham Bam Thank You Cam51. Cam Newtons are Fruit and Cake52. Newton’s Apple

Dez Bryant:53. I’m Going to Deznyland!54. I Make Dez Look Easy

Johnny Manziel:55. Don’t Be So Manzielous56. Buy Low, Manziel High57. Peanut Butter and Manzielly58. SpiderManziel, or really any superhero who ends in “man”

Tony Romo:59. Hopeless Romontic60. RomoCop61. Romo and Michelle’s High School Reunion62. Tony Romo’s, A Place for Broken Ribs

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Jason Witten:63. Witten Without You64. A Basket of Wittens65. The Enemy Witten

Lamar Miller:66. Lamar the Merrier67. It’s Miller Time!

Bishop Sankey:68. Do the Sankey Leg69. You Sankey My Battleship70. Songs in the Sankey of Life

Nick Foles:71. Foles Gold72. Only Foles Rush In

Tyler Eifert:73. Sorry Eiferted74. A for Eifert

Nick Folk:75. Go Folk Yourself

Montee Ball:76. Canadian Montees77. Hey, Hey! We’re the Montees!78. MonT-Rex79. I Came In Like A Montee Ball

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13. Now get to drafting!

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