Community Post: 15 Times Ke$ha Taught Us How To Be A Queen
1. Punk Rock Queen
“Don’t f*ck with crazy b*tches, boys. We’ll eat you!” – Ke$ha
2. “Don’t f**k with me” Queen
Bow down, b*tches, but don’t mess with the hair.
3. Rainbow, Cowboy Queen
You know what’s going down? The haters, that’s who. Timber!
4. The Original Tongue-Out Queen
That’s cute, Miley, but start taking notes!
5. Magical (Dare I Say Godlike?) Queen
Yes, Ke$ha, it is time to let all of the love back in the light. (Look it up!)
6. Laser-Shooting, Unicorn-Riding, Rainbow Queen
Admit it! Doing all of that is on everyone’s bucket list. The queen managed to do it all at once.
7. The Gold-toothed, Sharon Stone-esque Queen
She cleans up well, but she’ll never fail to remind you that she has and will cut a b*tch.
8. Cult-Leading Queen
She’ll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer. Don’t know who that is? She’ll be glad to show you.
10. The “Who You Lookin’ At, Van Der Dead” Queen
Explanation? Not needed.
11. The Queen of Subtlety
Fun fact: Sign language is her 4th language after English, Ghost, and Dinosaur.
12. The Classic Beauty Queen
Tallulah Bankhead (God rest her soul) would tip her hat to this beauty.
13. Roller Derby Queen
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ all over your whole life.
14. Rock and Roll Rainbow Queen
Need I say anymore? Well, maybe just one more.
15. The Queen of Love and Acceptance
We’re so excited that you’re feeling better and ready to restart your career. Bow down, bitches!