Community Post: 15 Worst Movies We Wish Never Happened
We all love Halle Berry, just not as Catwoman. With a storyline so far from the original DC Comics version, it’s hard to get on board with a character that is Catwoman in name and name only. The whip was cool though.
14. Batman & Robin
This one left movie goers feeling empty and confused. George Clooney is one of the hottest men alive, but even that cannot redeem this train wreck of a film. Uncomfortable one-liners and bad acting throughout the movie set the stage for one annoying film. The only positive is the fight between Poison Ivy and Batgirl. Everyone loves a funny cat fight.
A coming of age film about a girl aspiring towards her dancing dreams sounds watchable, but when you mix the Las Vegas entertainment scene, one-dimensional characters, and okay dancing, it doesn’t quite rock the boat as an amazing film. The positive is that Showgirls became a cult classic for the LGBT community and it was spoofed on Family Guy. That’s gotta be somewhat redeeming.
12. Disaster Movie
So….Kim Kardashian can’t act? That’s not really a stretch for a sane’s person imagination.
It’s not surprising though that a spoof would receive five Razzies. Anyone could see this coming from a mile away as a exactly what it was: a disaster movie.
11. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Society loves babies for a variety of reasons. They don’t talk back and they are naturally cute. A baby with a whole lot to say obviously doesn’t interest many people as being cute and the thought of babies being this active can be concerning to any parent who has been at work all day.
Any dog movie can make us cringe, but Beethoven took the cake. It wasn’t so much the dog, but the annoying new-age “perfect family.” Who names a daughter “Rice?”
9. The Lone Ranger (2013)
Armie Hammer’s cute. Let’s make that clear. Anyone would want him to clean his or her pipes if s/he had the chance, but even that couldn’t save this atrocity of a film. A poorly developed story line, bad acting, and overdone commercial hype left the viewer completely underwhelmed and confused as to why they wasted their life.
The saying rings true. “Never work with your significant other!” Affleck’s and Lopez’s unfortunate performances left everyone feeling disappointed in their lack of chemistry.
This movie was pulled from the theaters prematurely because it was so bad.
7. Battlefield Earth
Futuristic films are typically hit or miss. A poor script, hammy acting, possible Scientology influences, and various inconsistencies do not help this film rise above the middle ground and turn it into a flop.
6. I Know Who Killed Me
The script by Jeff Hammond is ludicrous, riddled with plot holes, bad dialogue and leaden attempts at psychological trickery.
Plus, Lindsay Lohan had her dark hair which means she was already a little cray-cray.
5. From Justin To Kelly
Sorry Ms. Clarkson, but great vocal chops doesn’t mean a stellar acting career. This film was not only awful acting, but it was disingenuous, and comical to think that just because the two main characters are well-liked reality show participants, that it means everything they do will be a success.
Kind of hard to believe that someone took this seriously as a possible movie when they developed the script. Please Mariah, stick to what you do best!
3. Valentine’s Day
Obviously, it’s not meant for box office gold, but all this movie does is remind people of how much they hate Valentine’s Day because it is either made stressful by society to make it special as a couple or you are looked down upon because you don’t have someone.
2. Judge Dredd
This dreadful film adaptation takes the usual short cuts and is riddled with a poor story line and dialogue.
1. Jack and Jill
It’s not a cute moment when horrible acting is done in two characters in the same movie by the same person. This could be seen coming from a mile away for how bad it turned out.
Oddly enough, doesn’t the title character, Jill, remind you of Jill Zarin from the Real Housewives of New York City? Just a thought.