Hologram Reagan? Jenna Jameson? Who’s the mystery RNC speaker?

http://twitter.com/#!/thenewpatriots/status/240458378353197057

The Wall Street Journal reports that the revised Republican National Convention schedule contains “a vague reference to a mystery speaker.”

Russ Schriefer not giving anything up on mystery speaker. "If we gave you that information, it wouldn't be a mystery. Tune in!"

— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) August 28, 2012

A mystery? Oooh. The Twitter Bloodhound Gang is all over this one. Twitterers used two hashtags to investigate the unnamed speaker’s secret identity: #RNC2012MysterySpeaker and #GOPMysterySpeaker.

Drudge suggests Sarah Palin.

Is Palin Thursday's 'To Be Announced' Speaker? http://t.co/TLouKdD0

— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) August 28, 2012

But some are doubtful.

Why in the world would the GOP's mystery speaker be some red meat conservative? Likely a prominent party elder or a Democratic defector.

— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) August 28, 2012

Herman Cain is teasing … Herman Cain.

#GOPMysterySpeaker on Thursday? Who could it be… http://t.co/EsSKnfAn #tcot

— Herman Cain (@THEHermanCain) August 28, 2012

Perhaps it’s Hologram Reagan?

GOP surprise guest speaker: Hologram Reagan!

— Michele Catalano (@inthefade) August 28, 2012

If they can bring Tupak back to life via a hologram, maybe they can bring back Ronald Reagan to speak at the convention.

— Scott W. Graves (@ScottWGraves) August 28, 2012

Making digital film magic & having Ayn Rand or Ronald Reagan endorse Mitt would be awesome. Heh. #GOPMysterySpeaker

— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) August 28, 2012

Lots of ppl want Hologram Reagan for RNC surprise speaker. Low-tech vid replay of 1980 Reagan speech will do! http://t.co/CtvCmXS4

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) August 28, 2012

Could the trail of clues lead to … Joe Biden? Unlikely. But we can hope, right?

It would be awesome if the RNC "mystery speaker" was Joe Biden, lured on stage with a bright shiny object.

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) August 28, 2012

#RNC2012MysterySpeaker Joe Biden? "Is this North Carolina? Are my pants on backward? Is this stain noticeable?"

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) August 28, 2012

#GOPMysterySpeaker Joe Biden will give a speech on why "jobs" is the most important 3 letter word in the dictionary.

— AG (@AG_Conservative) August 28, 2012

Other guesses:

Pretty obvious who "surprise speaker" is if you give it a little thought: Jenna Jameson

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) August 28, 2012

Jon Lovitz #GOPMysterySpeaker

— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) August 28, 2012

#RNC2012MysterySpeaker "Some kind of beef"

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) August 28, 2012

#RNC2012MysterySpeaker the Bust of Winston Churchill

— Slade Gulledge (@SladeHG) August 28, 2012

Julia #rncmysteryspeaker #gopmysteryspeaker

— Kristina Ribali (@KristinaRibali) August 28, 2012

One of the other two Hilary Rosens #RNC2012MysterySpeaker

— BUCKEYEinstein (@BUCKEYEinstein) August 28, 2012

The Chick-Fil-A Cows #GOPMysterySpeaker (via Anonyfriend)

— Jimmie (@jimmiebjr) August 28, 2012

#GOPMysterySpeaker Obama's dog. He's in the Dog Witness Protection Program.

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) August 28, 2012

Oh boy:

Cher #RNC2012MysterySpeaker

— Uncle Jim (@brandootr) August 28, 2012

Bigger “oh boy”:

https://twitter.com/stackiii/status/240469153293668353

Maybe the mystery speaker loves lamp?

Brick Tamland #RNC2012MysterySpeaker

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) August 28, 2012

Some speakers may prove harder to get than others.

#RNC2012MysterySpeaker Zombie Grover Cleveland #LastGoodDemocrat

— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) August 28, 2012

#RNC2012MysterySpeaker Zombie Coolidge

— Matthew DesOrmeaux (@cynicusprime) August 28, 2012

The preserved head of Edmund Burke #RNC2012MysterySpeaker #Futurama

— Joe Dryler (@joe46and2) August 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/drklrdbill/status/240471224482942977

Too soon, man. Too soon.

If there’s one certainty in life, it’s this:

If JJ Abrams ran the GOP convention, they'd never reveal the mystery speaker.

— Peter Suderman (@petersuderman) August 28, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/08/28/hologram-reagan-jenna-jameson-whos-the-mystery-gop-convention-speaker/

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