How Bad Are Your Life Choices?
Do you need to check yourself? 
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- ✓ G Chatted someone while the dot next to their name was red?
- ✓ Eaten at Taco Bell more than once in one day?
- ✓ Eaten an entire Cinnabon by yourself?
- ✓ Gone 48 or more hours eating nothing but cereal?
- ✓ Consumed two or more energy drinks in a row?
- ✓ Knowingly eaten expired food?
- ✓ Eaten food off the floor?
- ✓ Eaten food off the ground?
- ✓ Willingly humiliated yourself for free food?
- ✓ Taken candy from a stranger? (not on Halloween)
- ✓ Drunk texted an ex?
- ✓ Chugged milk?
- ✓ Drank a liquid without knowing for sure what it was first?
- ✓ Modeled your entire life after a fictional character?
- ✓ Worn a fedora?
- ✓ Done a “cinnamon challenge”?
- ✓ Looked directly into the sun?
- ✓ Looked directly at the sun during a solar eclipse?
- ✓ Gotten a tattoo just for the story?
- ✓ Competed in an eating contest?
- ✓ Played with matches?
- ✓ Played with matches after the age of 18?
- ✓ Put an inanimate object in your mouth just to see if it would fit?
- ✓ Rough housed?
- ✓ Horsed around?
- ✓ Used a glass container near a pool?
- ✓ Worn flip flops in an urban area?
- ✓ Intentionally gotten a sunburn in the hopes of getting tan?
- ✓ Drank a bucket of beer at once?
- ✓ Owned an air horn for recreational purposes?
- ✓ Crossed the street without looking?
- ✓ Looked at porn at work? (in a non-porn-related job)
- ✓ Left the house without an umbrella on a rainy day?
- ✓ Gone a week or more without flossing?
- ✓ Gone a week or more without brushing your teeth?
- ✓ Run with scissors?
- ✓ Google image searched medical abnormalities?
- ✓ Eaten just ketchup by itself?
- ✓ Recreationally taken shots of mouth wash?
- ✓ Mixed alcohol with cough syrup, often referred to as sizzurp?
- ✓ Done a bunch of different drugs all at once?
- ✓ Done a bunch of different drugs all at once before a job interview?
- ✓ Done a bunch of different drugs all at once before executing a plan to get back the love of your life?
- ✓ Stayed up all night to get something important done?
- ✓ Stayed up all night for no reason?
- ✓ Did something dangerous “for the Vine”?
- ✓ Picked up a hitchhiker?
- ✓ Hitchhiked?
- ✓ Driven a forklift without proper knowledge of how to operate it?
- ✓ Gone out drinking the night before a job interview?
- ✓ Spent more than 8 hours searching for treasure?
- ✓ Played a prank on someone?
- ✓ Played a prank on someone that backfired horribly?
- ✓ Applied for a credit card just to get a free t-shirt?
- ✓ Drank a bunch of alcohol on an empty stomach?
- ✓ Had an Etsy store as your only backup plan?
- ✓ Initiated a race at a stoplight?
- ✓ Tried to race a police car?
- ✓ Driven more than 40 mph in a residential area?
- ✓ Ran off with a guy with a goatee named Roberto?
- ✓ Purchased magic beans?
- ✓ Intentionally angered bees, hornets, or wasps?
- ✓ Blown off a good friend’s wedding?
- ✓ Blown off your own wedding?
- ✓ Stopped a wedding?
- ✓ Removed a police officer’s hat?
- ✓ Removed a police officer’s hat and said, “I’m the police now hehehe”?
- ✓ Started a fight because you felt like fightin’?
- ✓ Started a fight with a bouncer?
- ✓ Started a fight with a trained martial arts expert?
- ✓ Started a fight with a bird of prey?
- ✓ Had intercourse with someone you really, really hated?
- ✓ Dated someone you kind of hated (while you were dating them)?
- ✓ Dated someone you really hated (while you were dating them)?
- ✓ Given an animal as a surprise gift?
- ✓ Disrespected a police horse?
- ✓ Made inappropriate advances toward a police horse?
- ✓ Screamed “You’ll never work in this town again!” at a police horse?
- ✓ Turned your back on love?
- ✓ Joined a non-reputable circus?
- ✓ Purchased an exotic animal?
- ✓ Impulse purchased an exotic animal?
- ✓ Attempted to break into a celebrity’s house?
- ✓ Threatened an elected official?
- ✓ Ran for office when you didn’t even care about the electorate?
- ✓ Bought something you couldn’t afford? ($100-$5,000)
- ✓ Bought something you couldn’t afford? ($5,000-$30,000)
- ✓ Bought something you couldn’t afford? ($50,000+)
- ✓ Invested your life savings in a hair-brained scheme?
- ✓ Taunted a wild animal?
- ✓ Wrestled a wild animal for recreation?
- ✓ Wrestled a wild animal to prove your self worth?
- ✓ Married someone you knowingly didn’t really love?
- ✓ Went off into the wilderness to start a new life without the proper preparation?
- ✓ Hunted an endangered animal?
- ✓ Hunted human beings?
- ✓ Agreed to transport a stranger’s bags across a country border?
- ✓ Stolen an animal?
- ✓ Stolen a child?
- ✓ Walked across a frozen lake?
- ✓ Chased a tornado?
- ✓ Killed someone?
How bad are your life choices?
How Bad Are Your Life Choices?
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Your choices aren’t that bad. You probably even make some really good choices. You might even be winning at life.
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Not all your choices are bad. You typically make it through the day… somehow. You’ve made it this far in life, so, that’s something.
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You need to check yourself before you wreck yourself. You gotta look out for number one. You’ve made some bad choices along the way. But maybe it’s not too late.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa: Bad choices alert. Time to stop and reevaluate your life. Seriously. Yikes.
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Holy crap. Your choices are bad. Very, very bad. How are you not in jail? Or are you?
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