How Much Of A Facebook Stalker Are You?

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Tagging all falkers.

  1. How much of a falker are you? Universal Pictures / Via embraceyourboing.tumblr.com
    1. 1 ✓ You’ve falked a friend.
    2. 2 ✓ You’ve falked yourself.
    3. 3 ✓ You’ve falked a family member.
    4. 4 ✓ You’ve falked a celebrity.
    5. 5 ✓ You’ve falked an ex.
    6. 6 ✓ You’ve falked an ex’s current significant other.
    7. 7 ✓ You’ve falked someone who you just met.
    8. 8 ✓ You’ve falked after the first date.
    9. 9 ✓ You’ve falked someone you’ve never met.
    10. 10 ✓ You’ve falked drunk.
    11. 11 ✓ You’ve falked sober.
    12. 12 ✓ You’ve falked in every room of your house.
    13. 13 ✓ You’ve falked in someone else’s house.
    14. 14 ✓ You’ve falked in public.
    15. 15 ✓ You have a favorite falking position.
    16. 16 ✓ You’ve tag team falked someone with someone else.
    17. 17 ✓ You’ve blacked out while falking.
    18. 18 ✓ You falk first thing in the morning.
    19. 19 ✓ You’ve falked while driving.
    20. 20 ✓ You’ve stayed up all night to falk.
    21. 21 ✓ You’ve fallen asleep in the middle of falking.
    22. 22 ✓ You’ve dreamed about falking.
    23. 23 ✓ You’ve dreamed about a person who you were just falking.
    24. 24 ✓ You’ve falked via backscrolling.
    25. 25 ✓ You only falk via backscrolling.
    26. 26 ✓ You knew backscrolling was going through someone’s pictures from oldest to newest, because you’re a falker.
    27. 27 ✓ You’ve accidentally set a stalkee’s name as your status.
    28. 28 ✓ You’ve accidentally typed a stakee’s name in Google out of falker muscle memory.
    29. 29 ✓ You’ve opened your laptop to evidence of your last falking session.
    30. 30 ✓ You’ve thought you met someone before but really you just falked them.
    31. 31 ✓ You’d rather falk someone than talk to someone.
    32. 32 ✓ You’ve created a Facebook list of your favorite people to falk.
    33. 33 ✓ You’ve gotten mad over something you saw while you were falking.
    34. 34 ✓ You falk with no regrets.
    35. 35 ✓ You’ve fallen in love with someone through excessive falking.
    36. 36 ✓ You’ve fallen in love with someone you’ve never met though excessive falking.
    37. 37 ✓ You’ve deactivated your account because of your falking addiction.
    38. 38 ✓ You’ve reactivated your account because of your falking addiction.
    39. 39 ✓ You’ve created a second Facebook to falk all the people who’ve blocked you.
    40. 40 ✓ Falking has led you to actually stalking.
    41. 41 ✓ You falked while taking this quiz.

Am I a mother falker?

How Much Of A Facebook Stalker Are You?

  1. Falking really isn’t your thing. If you have a Facebook, it’s strictly for communicating with old friends and family. However, it wouldn’t hurt for you to falk a little more. Try falking yourself first, then move on to someone once you’ve mastered all of the basic falking techniques.

  2. Your falking tendencies are nothing out of the ordinary. You falk when you absolutely need to, but falking hasn’t taken over your life. Sure, the thought of falking someone is often on your mind, especially when it has been awhile, but you know when it’s appropriate to falk and when it’s not.

  3. You’re one heck of a falker. Although your falking hasn’t become a serious addiction yet, you’re only a couple of unusual falks away from needing an intervention. I’d suggest cutting back on the falking every once in awhile to allow yourself to recharge — it will be that much better the next time you falk!

  4. You are one mother falker! You basically falk anyone you have permission to. You could probably make a living off of falking others because you’re just so damn good at it! Do you actually have a minute to falk my ex for me??

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