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‘Jersey Shore Shark Attack’ scores snarky fist pumps, becomes instant classic!/MacyLao/status/211636669550563329

Syfy channel premiered “Jersey Shore Shark Attack,” a campy take-off of MTv’s “Jersey Shore,” last night and it became an instant cult classic. Also, fodder for much hilarious mocking. Twitter users had been filled with anticipation, waiting to put fingers to keyboard.

The #FF tweet is in anticipation of #jerseyshoresharkattack – there will be blood and sharksnarking tomorrow night!

— terfle (@terfle) June 8, 2012

Oh, and snark they did!

I am so rooting for the sharks. #JerseyShoreSharkAttack

— Dr. Schadenfreude (@PoliticsOfFear) June 10, 2012

Spoiler alert!

Fun fact: you do not have to adjust your screens. They are all really that oompa loompa orange. #JSSA #JerseyShoreSharkAttack

— Macy Lao (@MacyLao) June 10, 2012

I don't care if that shark ate 30 people. He was wearing Ed Hardy & looked like he'd been in the gym. Good for him. #JerseyShoreSharkAttack

— Jason Gore (@sonicdork) June 10, 2012

Oh my God, THEY SAID THE NAME OF THE MOVIE in the movie! That's always my favorite part of any film. #JerseyShoreSharkAttack #JSSA

— Alex DiVincenzo (@alexislegend) June 10, 2012

@AnthonyBialy This is awesome in every bad way. #JerseyShoreSharkAttack

— Dr. Schadenfreude (@PoliticsOfFear) June 10, 2012

that awkward moment when the maker of the movie you just bashed starts following you.. #JerseyShoreSharkAttack @MarcJovani

— Maddison Green (@maddisoneg) June 10, 2012


I'm not at all worried about that last Tweet being any kind of "spoiler" for #JerseyShoreSharkAttack #ItalianSterotypesAbound'

— Rene Thurston (@soapreporter) June 10, 2012

An example of the stellar writing in #JerseyShoreSharkAttack: PSA: "Yo, stay away from the brother, bro!"

— ★Michelle Anne★ (@KiddMe5) June 10, 2012

What? Say it ain’t so. Others disagree: calls it “chum for bad movie lovers.”

It was a given that Syfy’s Jersey Shore Shark Attack would be a bad movie, but the question is … is it a good bad movie? Surprisingly, yes, for the most part.

Thanks to a game cast, appropriately dumb dialogue, and some astoundingly bad special effects, it ends up trashy fun … until it eventually wears out its welcome.

Two fist pumps up!

So stupid yet I can't stop watching it. @GetGlue #JerseyShoreSharkAttack

— Rachael Abaray (@cosmosmoon) June 10, 2012

The lead Guido looks exactly like @jimmyfallon in character. Best Saturday night of my life. #jerseyshoresharkattack

— Lucas Warm (@Mar__Q) June 10, 2012

@leahblizz #JerseyShoreSharkAttack It's hilariously bad.

— Dr. Schadenfreude (@PoliticsOfFear) June 10, 2012

So bad, it’s awesome. Regular gold or Gold’s Gym gold?

This Twitter user will let you finish, but …

I sincerely mean this when I say that #JerseyShoreSharkAttack is one of the best @SyfyMovies of all time! #JSSA

— Aaron (@GeekAaron) June 10, 2012

Attention every award show in 2012, all you need to see is #JerseyShoreSharkAttack and call it a day. You're welcome.

— Maggie Klaus (@Maggie_Klaus) June 10, 2012

Game. Over.

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