‘Slomo manitude diablo!’ Jose Canseco curses ‘weak mortals’ who say he strikes out with the ladies

http://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/204915198325305346

Watch out, haters! Jose Canseco is a practitioner of the dark arts. Or maybe he just has a rabbit and a top hat. We’re not sure.

The media should contact this server chelsea to find out if the ignorant liars from deadspin are right

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 22, 2012

Wait, back up a minute, Jose. Chelsea? Who?

"Canseco has taken a run at 'about a half dozen' female employees aged 19-23 at a restaurant he's been frequenting." http://t.co/BXM7NJuB

— Brian P. Hickey (@BrianPHickey) May 21, 2012

Canseco has taken a run at “about a half dozen” female employees aged 19-23 at a restaurant he’s been frequenting in Worcester, Mass. At one point, Canseco even slipped the phone number you see above to a 19-year-old hostess. So has he been striking out? Says the tipster: “Not even a foul tip…just straight swinging through.”

Aha. So there’s a rumor Jose’s got no game with waitresses, including a server named Chelsea. Canseco, of course, disputes this attack on his steroid-shrunken manhood.

Soon you will be able to ask me guestion on video and I will always tell you the truth something america is not use to

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 22, 2012

The funny part about this is that I complete you and your nothing without me ,truth kills

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 22, 2012

America is not ready for someone like me I tell you the truth right to your face everytime and you can't handle it you weak mortals

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 22, 2012

Look at all of you hanging on every word I say following everything I do.you have boring lifes and (cont) http://t.co/ivPpZWqX

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 22, 2012

Full tweet via Twitlonger:

Look at all of you hanging on every word I say following everything I do.you have boring lifes and want to live through me .I will take you on a journey to hell and back buckle up

Welcome to hell

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 22, 2012

You can't handle the truth,sometimes life is a nightmare ,welcome to my life welcome to hell.hahahahahahahahaha

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 22, 2012

We are shocked—shocked!—that ladies aren’t lining up for a piece of Canseco. As we all know, he’s quite the catch.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/22/slomo-manitude-diablo-jose-canseco-curses-weak-mortals-who-say-he-strikes-out-with-the-ladies/

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