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27 Things Tony Abbott Might Say To Barack Obama

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Australia’s Prime Minister is set to meet with the American President. Here’s how it could go down, according to Twitter. 1. Adam Bandt @AdamBandt Follow I just flew over the sea and it didn't seem any higher to me #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama Reply Retweet Favorite 2. #BUSTtheBUDGET @johndory49 Follow #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama: “Sorry, we are late, Labor's Debt and […]

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40 Digital Media Resources You May Have Missed

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If you’re anything like McKayla Maroney, the Olympics and all subsequent memes are losing their luster. Looking for digital refuge from the Games? We’ve got you covered. Mashable has rounded up this week’s top digital media resources to offer you respite from the Olympic flurry. Editor’s Picks Only 9% of Wikipedia Editors Are Women [INFOGRAPHIC]While […]

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Twitterature: 14 Connected Authors Worth Your Follow

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Twitter Authors 1. Anthony Bourdain On Travel Channel’s No Reservations, Anthony Bourdain is brash, opinionated, foul-mouthed and memorable. On Twitter, as @Bourdain, his personality is prominent — much like in his memoir, Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly, which is being reissued in October.Bourdain’s frequent tweets shed insight into his daily life and adventures […]

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Never mind Iraq — it’s The Life Aquatic with John Kerry and Bill Nye

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http://twitter.com/#!/MetricButtload/status/478712634535976960 John Kerry is confused. He seems to think he’s the administrator of the fictional National Underwater and Marine Agency from a Clive Cussler potboiler. Bad enough that he chose a week when the world is falling apart to become delusional, but he’s pairing up with Bill Nye (the no actual scientific credentials guy) for […]

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23 Times Neil DeGrasse Tyson Was So Sassy It Hurt

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Astrophysicist with attitude. 1. On the end of the world: In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day — neiltyson (@Neil deGrasse Tyson) 2. On measuring the length of blood vessels: Just an FYI: If you removed all veins, […]

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10 Sex and Dating Experts to Follow on Twitter

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The Best Sex (Advice) You’ll Find on the Web 1) Emily Morse Followers: 23,823 The hilarious and relatable Emily Morse made a name for herself with the fantastic “Sex with Emily” podcast, which now also airs on SiriusXM. Since then, she’s released an app called “Kegel Camp,” starred in the Bravo series “Miss Advised,” and […]

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‘Creative Genius’ Kanye West Buries Twitter Hatchet With Jimmy Kimmel

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Calm down, Internet — the feud between Jimmy Kimmel and Kanye West has ended. And, thankfully, it wasn’t just a big publicity stunt. Yeezus himself appeared on Kimmel’s late night talk show Wednesday to clear the air after things got kind of intense on Twitter. It all began with a typical Kanye West interview on […]

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‘Want to marry a mujahid in Syria?’: JihadMatchmaker is for you [pics]

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http://twitter.com/#!/graciestyle/status/510641073501528064 Cutting off heads and persecuting religious minorities doesn’t leave much time for a social life. Thankfully there’s a new matchmaking service for today’s jihadi on the go. My name is Achmed and I enjoy killing infidels, rioting, explosions, and long walks on the beach… Roundup: ISIS takes to Twitter to find mates for militants […]

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Women Who Never Reported Rapes Share Their Heartbreaking Stories On Twitter

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Although rape and consent are increasingly discussed subjects, the potentially life-ruining effects of sexual violation are not always easy to be open about. As eight women came forward to accuse former CBC host Jian Ghomeshi of sexual violence and abuse, Toronto Star journalist Antonia Zerbisias sent out a tweet in support of all those who’ve been raped. The […]

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19 People Who Just Got Cher’d

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You got Cher’d. Cher’d (v.): To be outted and completely owned by living legend and real-life icon, Cher, on Twitter. In many cases, what Cher says makes little to no sense. 1. For example: View this image › Via fatitalianbroad.tumblr.com You got Cher’d. View this image › Via justchergifs.tumblr.com 2. View this image › Via […]

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‘Failure’: FLOTUS hopes terrorists will live by the promise of hashtag [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/AnthonyBialy/status/464153298824470529 Hashtag diplomacy is back, you guys. And this time, Michelle Obama is leading the charge: http://twitter.com/#!/Heminator/status/464152990149279744 Very disappointed. Just look how sad FLOTUS looks: http://twitter.com/#!/FLOTUS/status/464148654354628608 Poor, poor FLOTUS. http://twitter.com/#!/fritzmorton/status/464150081466138626 Of course she is. That’s how we know she, like Hillary Clinton, is super-serious about wanting to save the lives of hundreds of Nigerian schoolgirls kidnapped […]

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Report: GOP used dummy Twitter accounts to skirt campaign finance laws

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Image: Mashable composite. Wikimedia Commons Republicans and pro-GOP funding groups used dummy Twitter accounts to share internal polling data, something that might run afoul of campaign finance laws, according to a report by CNN. The accounts allegedly posted seemingly gibberish tweets such as “CA-40/43-44/49-44/44-50/36-44/49-10/16/14-52—>49/476-10s,” which actually represented polling data on House races. While parties can […]

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#SelloTapeSelfies Is A Hilarious New Meme That Involves You Wrapping Your Face In Tape Like A Moron

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Never change, internet. 1. This is a #SelloTapeSelfie, and it’s exactly what it looks like. Haider @haytch_malik Follow Twitter needs to see my #sellotapeselfie Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Step 1: You get some tape — Sellotape, which is a British type of cellophane tape, if you’re a purist. Dave27 @suzeezbloke Follow #sellotapeselfie @Dayvesbird @calcrutchlow @Kath_Hayden […]

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Trump duped into RTing serial killer photo; The replies are hilarious [photos]

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http://twitter.com/#!/Otto_English/status/516560092607836160 Winning Twitter is often bandied about willy-nilly. But in this case, it is true. Take a look at this tweet sent to the buffoon known as Donald Trump: Hi @realDonaldTrump. My parents who passed away always said you were big inspiration.Can you pls RT for their memory? pic.twitter.com/veBxFNXnOd — Philip Bradbury (@feckhead) September 29, […]

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Stop Worrying About ‘The Amanda Show’ — Leave Bynes (And Her Recent DUI) Alone

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For many, Amanda Bynes was a first introduction to comedy. She burst onto the scene with her sketch-stealing performances on Nickelodeon’s version of “SNL,” “All That.” She was shockingly young, uncommonly composed and crazy talented. In one of her recurring sketches, she was Ashley, a child version of “Dear Abby,” who hilariously snapped from sweet […]

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What People Say In Their Twitter Bios, Vs. What They Mean

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58 Twitter cliches, decoded. View this image › Twitter / BuzzFeed 1. “Hardcore travel enthusiast” — I went on a gap year.2. “Unapologetic explorer” — I went camping once.3. “Thrill-seeker” — I bungee-jumped once.4. “Adrenaline junkie” — I cycle to work.5. “Mentor” — I give people advice they didn’t ask for.6. “Homebody” — I’m really […]

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