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Never mind Iraq — it’s The Life Aquatic with John Kerry and Bill Nye

http://twitter.com/#!/MetricButtload/status/478712634535976960 John Kerry is confused. He seems to think he’s the administrator of the fictional National Underwater and Marine Agency from a Clive Cussler potboiler. Bad enough that he chose a week when the world is falling apart to become delusional, but he’s pairing up with Bill Nye (the no actual scientific credentials guy) for […]

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23 Times Neil DeGrasse Tyson Was So Sassy It Hurt

Astrophysicist with attitude. 1. On the end of the world: In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day — neiltyson (@Neil deGrasse Tyson) 2. On measuring the length of blood vessels: Just an FYI: If you removed all veins, […]

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Twitter’s ‘Extreme Ways To Avoid People’ Will Inspire You

It happens to all of us. Some days you feel like engaging with humanity, while other days seem like a horror show straight out of “The Walking Dead.” I’ve been there many a time. I’ve spent an entire day in sweats binging on “Real Housewives” (like, all the housewives) and I’m only mildly ashamed of […]

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17 People Who’ve Confided Their Deepest Secrets To Their Dairies

What a difference a vowel makes. View this image › Thinkstock/iStock 1. Dear Dairy, I’m in love. stepi @tiewf Follow dear dairy. today i met a boy. he stole my heart…. and won't give it back. Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Dear Dairy, mother loves me. Miguelita @michelle_alt Follow Dear Dairy, mother hugged me twice today. […]

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10 Sex and Dating Experts to Follow on Twitter

The Best Sex (Advice) You’ll Find on the Web 1) Emily Morse Followers: 23,823 The hilarious and relatable Emily Morse made a name for herself with the fantastic “Sex with Emily” podcast, which now also airs on SiriusXM. Since then, she’s released an app called “Kegel Camp,” starred in the Bravo series “Miss Advised,” and […]

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21 Reasons We Are Forever Thankful For Leonard Nimoy

You were our honorary grandfather and we will treasure you always. 1. Thank you for reminding us to live in now. A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — TheRealNimoy (@Leonard Nimoy) 2. Thank you for reminding us to focus on kindness. Blessed are […]

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Locked-In Syndrome Sufferer Tony Nicklinson Dies, Sends Final Tweet

Tony Nicklinson, 58, passed away in his sleep Wednesday morning — several days after he was denied the “right to die” by Britain’s High Court. Nicklinson’s family confirmed his death on Twitter. You may already know, my Dad died peacefully this morning of natural causes. he was 58. — TonyNicklinson (@TonyNicklinson) August 22, 2012 before […]

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‘Want to marry a mujahid in Syria?’: JihadMatchmaker is for you [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/graciestyle/status/510641073501528064 Cutting off heads and persecuting religious minorities doesn’t leave much time for a social life. Thankfully there’s a new matchmaking service for today’s jihadi on the go. My name is Achmed and I enjoy killing infidels, rioting, explosions, and long walks on the beach… Roundup: ISIS takes to Twitter to find mates for militants […]

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