The Definitive Ranking Of This Season’s Girl Scout Cookies
Be prepared. *Holds up three fingers*
12. Cranberry Citrus Crisps
Why the Girl Scouts of America think it’s a good idea to pack an assortment of fruits into a whole grain cookie crisp is beyond me.
11. Thank U Berry Munch
Cranberries and white fudge in a cookie — no thank you. This cookie can only appeal to grandmothers.
Peanut butter sandwiched in between oatmeal cookies makes your mouth like you’ve been lost in the desert for weeks.
Probably the least exciting cookie when it comes to flavor, but it’s a nice neutral cookie.
Basically a Trefoil, but with some zesty lemon icing. I can dig it.
7. Chocolate Chip Shortbread
The best shortbread option on the Girl Scout cookie menu, but still bland shortbread nonetheless. It’s also gluten-free; how trendy!
6. Savannah Smiles
Powdered sugar is my jam, so I’m all for a lemon-bar inspired cookie covered in the stuff.
5. Dolce de Leche
Three words: milk caramel chips. Done and done.
This cookie has a whole side covered in chocolate. Also, you get to learn how to say “Thank you” in multiple languages. Learning!
My lanta, these cookies are amazing. They’re like the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups of Girl Scout cookies, i.e. bangin’.
2. Thin Mints
Now I know it might be controversial putting Thin Mints as number two. That said, they are amazing, iconic cookies, and if you don’t put them in the freezer before you eat them, then I can’t even talk to you.
THE MOST AMAZING COOKIE OF MY LIFE. Also delicious when frozen, these cookies are everything I want and more, and if you call them “Caramel deLites,” I will straight punch you in the face.