The Shirk Report – Volume 220

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

*for email subscribers: If you visit the direct link to the shirk report in your web browser (by clicking the blue, underlined title), the videos will play properly and images will appear immediately under the text rather than opening in a new window!

25 IMAGES

It’s about to get real on these streets
Can’t talk. Chewing
Ever seen a horse jump 7.5 feet?
Or an AK-47 shot underwater?
Do you know what time it is?
“Whatcha doin?”, ‘Nothing just at the baseball game’
A postal worker just shared this letter on Reddit
The look of innocence
Instant karma
Instant six-pack
Never thought of it that way before
It’s all about perspective
Who wants to go swimming? | How about a night swim?
Check out this guy’s dual monitor desktop background at work
Spotted at the local brunch spot
Every Lebron James basket from Game 7 of the NBA Finals
Middle-class Batman
Pug with attitude
Bros for life
Guy’s a pro
Nightmare fuel
Apparently the sign has been like that for six months
Stare at the black dot and watch the moving stripe turn blue
That pool looks like a… | Wang! Pay attention
Now that’s how you do a welcome sign!

10 ARTICLES

Top five regrets of the dying (Thx for sharing @Monsty!)
Rick Rubin: You Listen to This Man Everyday
Inside Atlantis, The New Amazon For Illegal Things
7 Old Wives’ Tales About Cooking Steak
Profits Without Production
What’s it like to be the most isolated human in all eternity?
Jimmy Wales Is Not an Internet Billionaire
Inside The Most Expensive Science Experiment Ever
Why U.S. is being humiliated by the hunt for Snowden
The World’s 60 Most Fragile States in Pictures
 

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Thx for sharing Drez!

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